The Pet Psychic ®

“You should decorate your home to feel special inside. If you decorate for the outside then you still may feel angry or sad.”

I lent this pen to some friends so they can house break their new dog. They sent me an email with this picture and a quote from Simon (their new dog) “Gee, Thanks a lot Laura”

“Are there flowers during the winter time in Chicago? If not, where do the bees go?”

“If you were truly my friend you would tell my people to let me outside with out a leash.”

Tilley had a litter several years ago. Her people kept most of the litter. I asked Tilley what she wanted to tell my readers and she answered. “Maybe you shouldn’t let you cat have kittens if you are going to keep them all.”

Minou saw that I had several necklaces on and asked, “You have so many collars. Where do you put the leash to you?”

Elliot came to visit me at a Halloween party. His person wanted me to talk to Elliot about some of his naughty behaviors. Elliot replies, “This is a fun day. Let’s not talk about it.”

“How come humans and chickens don’t look alike if we have the same brain?”

“I talk to fairies.”

“I would like my family to write poetry. My sister (teenager) should write about me and the moon….I am a teacher and the smartest in the house. I tell everyone where to sleep.”