Malcolm says,

“You know what we can talk about we can talk about allowing me outside. I feel like if I was able to go outside my world and my mind would be much more intelligent and vast. Kelly (other cat in house) rubs it in. She is always saying that I cannot go outside because I am not smart enough and this is a big problem for me because I am the top kitty in this house and she is starting to think that it is her.

I need to go outside. I am just as smart as she… probably even smarter. Do you know that I think that we all should just go on a vacation together? I think we need to just go away and think about different things.”