The Pet Psychic ®

“I hope our new house has a big window in the ceiling so when mom (her person) and I are in bed we can watch the stars.”

Betty and her person work at Noah’s Apothecary, my favorite pet store. Betty says, “When it is quiet in the store and my mom is lonely, she talks funny crazy to me.”

Vinny says, “The bridle they clean often (show bridle) hurts the top of my head and my jaw. Can they make it bigger?” and “When my mom (person) rides me I feel I have princess on my back.”

“Can we walk with you?” She says to my dogs, “Where are your mommies?”

“I miss the sound of water running outside the bedroom window.”

“He is like a flower. Open during the day and closed at night.”

“I want to be brushed and I want more treats. My favorite treats are pretzels and fruit.”

“I want more plants in the house. I like spider plants the best.”

Nutmeg is a 3 year-old female cat. She asks, “Do stuff animals ever come to life? Their eyes don’t look right.”

“I don’t understand why people drive those obnoxious cars. Isn’t there a better way to get around?”