Easter just came up to me, whined, and said, “Mom, I want you to turn the heat off.”

The AC is on in the house. So I said, “Where?”
She replied, “outside.”

I told her I don’t have that much power.

Then she said, “You don’t?!”

I hate to disappoint her. To bad my super powers can’t control the weather. Unfortunately, I didn’t inherit that gift from my mother @rosedeva