animals

This sweet turkey laid an egg and sat on it for over a month.  The egg did not hatch so my friend switch it with a wooden egg.  It has now been three months and this turkey will not get off her egg.  I had to tell the turkey that the egg is not going

“I have super intelligence where I can read other beings minds.  That is why I am so happy to meet you.  You are like an instant friend.”

Duke says he barks at the TV because, “The reason I bark at some animals on the TV is that I don’t like their look.” I told him the animals can not hear him.  He replied,   “Just in case I want them to hear me say, ‘You stay where you are!’  I swear some

Zoe says, “I really like bakery goods.  Fresh dog biscuits are the best.”

Lexi says, “Sometimes when my people are not home.  I pretend there is someone here with me and i’ll say,  ‘look how that bird flew and landed’ and then I pretend that they say, ‘wow birds are neat.” I was trying to explain to Lexi that she can not use her claws when she is

Blue says, “I want my mom to run with me twice as far.  Why cant I tackle our child?”